do drugs, shit your pants(Truth)
(if you wondering about the heading keep reading ill explain.)WOW what an amazing weekend. We stayed in this Hilton hotel in long island, it was pretty sweet. What was even better the boy to girl ratio was 4:16, how crazy. you know there was some wild sex, but i wont get into detail with that. no actually there wasnt cause we were to excited seeing eachother.
before the party, derek, meeshi, sara, and i, all had a party of our own in the car on the way there. we all met at dereks house, then had his dad take us. we stopped in china town on the way cause we had the munchies pretty bad, so we were like we wanna get some dead chineese cat. that stuff is good. so we found this random resturant, which was really shitty, while we were waiting to order these idiots in carts of food(dead cat) who didnt speak any english and ask you if you wanted anything, we just told them we wanted to order, which took them like 15 minutes to translate. when we got our food, derek's chicken was like rubber, i swear he was gonna puke after taking one bite it was really sick. ok so after not eating meeshi says she want to get a chineese hat. so me and her went in this chineese pharmacy, we didnt find any. meeshi ended up smaking me with pads in my face, and i was dacing really gay in the asle because i was hyper. it was funny though. well i thought so. after leaving meeshi eventually got her chineese hat, it was pretty sexy, she looked like a chineese school girl, in a way. after our crazy trip we ended up 2 hours late to the reunion, which didnt matter.
once we got to the party it was offically started, cause meeshi brings the party in her pants. shes good liek that. it made my day seeing everyone again, i hugged rachel first, casues shes such a sex muffin lol, people at the party were, SAM!(samsonite),Rachel(sex muffin), Meeshi, Beka,Sara, Kym, Ali M., Ali P.,Taryne, Taryne K.,jess, nicole, lax, me, derek,justin, and jill(she shit her pants!)<--ill get into that more later. so we got there and just chilled and remembered old memories until about 8:30. When "shit stain" jillian took out beer and pot. I didnt do any cause i knew Sammy would get in a lot of trouble, i felt so bad for her. Kym, both ali's,jill"shit stain,"and meeshi got drunk or high. it wasn't bad except for jill, i had to watch that bitch with sam from about 8-11, cause she was such a "shit stain"haha and needed attention. OK so this is where the funny shit happens. I walk out of one of the four rooms we have, which are all covered with candy on the floor, except the guys room, haha. i saw jill in the tub, fucking shroomer, and she was talking to kym about not being so gay. so i went and sat on the bed because i was so stressed. then 2 seconds later i saw jillian run out holding her underwear in her arms with this "shit stain" the size of maybe a golf ball in it. and i heard JILL SHIT HER PANTS!!! i serioucly laughed for hours. funniest thing i have ever seen, no joke. afterwards me and rachel
i know this is pretty long, but if you read this far theres not that much more left, and its worth it. So at 11:30 everyone is in the guys room because we kept it all nice. haha. the whole time we would joke about how justin looked like a girl. if you were there you would know how funny it was. Afterwards Ali M. kept asking me for a massage, i was tired but i gave in after like a minute, and did it. she like really enjoyed it to my surprise she said, "omg that was so orgasmic, i was so much better than getting fingered." i swear to god thats what she said, when she did i was like woah! i should do this more often. so if anybody wants a massage just ask, ill do it whenever, but i might have to start charging soon.
you probably want me to end this so i will, ill be short. That night me, derek, lax, and justin got about 10 minutes, we kept sending justin to the girls rooms to see if anyone was watching, cause we were mad bored and wanted to chill with them as much as possible. So around 5-ish we went to there room. they were all asleep and pissed we woke them up.hehe
Beka, especially, after it got light out she wasnt mad anymore and we went back to having fun again: ) After this point Taryn left : ( that was sad, she was my buddy. We all moved into the guys room after. And made fun of Jillian"shit stains"lol all of us still were not able to get over it. really shes 14! and shit her pants. wtf!haha. Now it was about 2 and everyone was leaving, ahhh i hate good-byes: ( Everyone was really sad and didnt want to leave. Then derek's dad came and we left, i wished SAM another HAPPY B-day and then left. : ( sadness.
well that was my awesome weekend, by this point you should be really jealous and wishing you were there! Im gonna post pics up soon, from my phone, and when i steal them from other people. so look forward to that. Later
Brian
Posted at 08:05 pm by snoboard011
hey everyone, i finally decided to make a blog, well i guess the reason i decided to make one was i was really bored and wanted to try not to be so lazy anymore. that seems to be everyones excuse for making one. anyway i hope your ready to be ready some emotional and moving stuff, if you dont then get the fuck out! well that does it i guess, im gonna post what happened this weekend with all my lohikanites....you should really read it. or else your just not cool. hmmm well im done for now, later.
Brian
Posted at 07:03 pm by snoboard011